Top Headlines

• Steve and Charles face each other in TFL Championship after defeating Keith and Andrew in the semifinals
• People Magazine lists TFL just behind politics and religion as the “Topics to Avoid for a Peaceful Holiday Meal”
• Anthony very excited to not actually receive Tua jersey for Christmas, “That Naughty and Nice List looked very authentic”
• Billy faces huge league fine after attempting to choke out TFL fan that yelled his full name, D’William Mussolini Apple McStrathmann III
• After weeks of group chat silence, rumors swirl that Andy has left the league to take the place of Santa Claus after knocking him off a roof, intentionally 
• Greg announces a feasibility study focused on potentially relocating TheRayFinkles facilities two miles West into Orange County, hoping for a sweet stadium deal
• All of the effort pays off, Pat’s horses seem thrilled with the bounty of various hays he painstakingly selected as Christmas gifts
• Mike excited to spend Williams & Sonoma gift card on a variety of giant wooden spoons, twine, and decorative feathers