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TOP HEADLINES ENTERING WEEK FIVE
Mike takes the highest score of week four, stays in first place, vows to drain the swamp and make himself commissioner when he wins the championship
Billy remains winless, regrets messing with that ouija board to try and contact Mean Joe Green and John Madden for sit/start advice
TFL managers in love with Miami’s all black jersey’s, league considers converting to fashion magazine - Charles leads in polls as potential editor
“I shouldn’t have drafted Kelsey, he’s whipped and can’t stay focused on football” says Andrew, who is too whipped to focus on fantasy football
Rumors swirl on TFL commissioner bias in updates, “You’re damn right I’m biased, biased against every one of you clowns” says Keith
Steve has weird dream about CMC becoming his children's godfather, writes it off to massive bong rip just before bed
Greg is still optimistic despite 2-2 record, “I’m going to win this thing and then use the prize money to buy new Oakley’s to wear on top of my head”
Conspiracy Theory: With 500 points scored against him, Anthony demands independent observers audit game results
Game to watch in Week 5: Patrick (3rd place) and Andy (4th) face-off, with both under 400 points scored for the season, one of them could face a big fall in the standings
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