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  TOP HEADLINE Andrew now leads the league in total points scored, Keith remains in first place with a one game lead over Steve and Charles LEAGUE WIDE ANALYSIS Highest Score: Anthony (148.54) Lowest Score: Greg (67.7) Closest Matchup: Keith (113.18) beat Andy (103.4) by 9.78 points Biggest Blowout: Steve (131.38) beat Patrick (87.8) by 43.58 points Top Player Score: Josh Allen scored 50.68 points for Keith Matchup #1 - Keith (113.18) vs. Andy (103.40) Keith just got a deposit for his furlough back-pay, and he got to beat Andy this weekend, so everything’s coming up Derbs! If only Andy’s best player of the week wasn’t his kicker maybe he could have won. Andy had the highest Kicker score of the week with 18 points from Lutz, and this game had the highest combined score from Kickers with a total of 30 points between both teams Keith had the highest bench score of the week with 41.76 from his 9 backup RBs This matchup had the narrowest margin of the week, 9.78 points Josh Floppin’ All...
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Week Ten Analysis

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TOP HEADLINE Keith moves to number one in the standings for the first time, breaking up Mike’s and Steve back-and-forth circlejerk at the top. LEAGUE WIDE ANALYSIS Highest Score: Andrew (160.90) Lowest Score: Anthony (86.20) Closest Matchup: Charles (86.74) beat Steve (86.48) by 0.26 points. Top Player Score: Jonathan Taylor scored 46.6 points for Andrew Matchup 1: Keith (107.84) vs. Anthony (86.20) A decisive win over Anthony puts Keith at the top of the standings with a 7-3. We all can’t wait to meet baby Kyren Bonchick, or baby TreyVon Bonchick depending on if we’re counting the highest bench score for this kids name Baker Mayfield and TreyVon Henderson could have won Anthony the matchup if they’d both been started. Four of Keith’s twelve running backs scored more than 12 points Anthony is leading the league in Points Against with 1130.74 on the season through 10 games, which is an average of 113.07 per game. Math! Matchup 2: Billy (105.14) vs. Andy (94.10)  Bil...
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Top Headlines

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  Billy notches his first win, avoids a Reverse-Dolphins situation Moving into first place, Keith patiently awaits endorsement deal offers November 22nd trade deadline is quickly approach - “Nobody in this league is tradin’ shit” says a very correct Charles Anthony and Patrick kneel during Thursday Night Football national anthem in protest of “unfair conditions” at 4-6 “We deeply regret all of the vulgar responses”, New Yorker magazine editor regarding “trashy” TFL comic caption contest “The waxing moon, aligned with Mercury in retrograde, plus dropping Chubb”, local psychic on Andrew’s season-high 160 point game “Yes I'm still playing bitch, I'm in third place” says Greg Game of the Week: Anthony really needs a win and has a great head start from Thursdays fame, but he has to topple Andrew as he's coming off or a banner game
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TFL Comic Caption Contest Results

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Last week TFL and The New Yorker Magazine partnered to bring you the leagues first ever comic caption contest. The votes have come in and it's time to announce the results. The top three captions for each image scored points for respective caption writers.  Top Comments earned 5 points Second best earned 3 points Third place comments earned 1 point Let's have a look at those comics one more time, check out the top captions, and then we'll reveal the contest winner!
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New Items Available at ShopTFL

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NEW ITEMS AT LEAGUE STORE TFL News has just received an update from the league commissioner's office that several new items are being released today through shopTFL, the official and exclusive site for all TFL merchandise. The new items are immediately available but inventory may be limited Visit shopTFL to start shopping
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Week Nine Analysis

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  TOP HEADLINE   Andy silences the haters by beating top-contender Mike in a blowout   LEAGUE-WIDE SUMMARY   Highest Score: Anthony (131.30) Lowest Score: Mike (76.0) Largest Margin of Victory: 36.1 points – Steve (127.14) beat Greg (91.04) Smallest Margin of Victory: 10.58 – Charles (91.06) beat Andrew (80.48) Top Individual Performer: Caleb Williams QB 42.70 points for Patrick     Matchup 1: Keith (114.12) vs. Billy (82.52) In the last two weeks Billy has fielded a competitive team, but this week his squad folded like an old camping chair. Keith team was making s’mores while he lounged around comfortably while Billy had to eat burned hotdogs while sitting in the dirt. Camping jokes! QB Comparison: Keith’s QB, Josh Allen, scored more than triple the points of Billy’s counterpart with Love bringing only 10.02 points to the table Solid Play: Keith was able to secure a decisive 30+ point victory despite having only two of his players that s...
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TFL News Special Report - Halloween Edition

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TFL News Network brings you a special message from the league commissioner
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Week Eight Analysis

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TOP HEADLINE Mike’s dominant 140 point performance brings him back into first place as Steve slips with his worst outing of the season LEAGUE-WIDE SUMMARY Highest Score: Greg (140.52) Lowest Score: Steve (64.52) Largest Margin of Victory: 49.16 (Andy over Steve, 113.68–64.52) Smallest Margin of Victory: 2.32 (Keith over Patrick, 105.28–102.96) Top Individual Performer: Jonathan Taylor (35.40) for Andrew Keith (105.28) vs. Patrick (102.96) This matchup all came down to Monday night, with both teams hoping for fireworks from their Kansas City players. Instead, their guys fizzled out like a forgotten can of Keith’s beloved soda, leaving a flat chemical aftertaste in everyone’s mouth. It’s Hall Good: Breece Hall erupted for 32.86 in Keith’s lineup, dwarfing Patrick’s RB outputs and directly accounting for most of the 2.32-point final margin.  TE Hee Hee: Patrick won the TE battle by 19.60 points (Kraft 26.30 vs. Keith’s Henry 6.70), partially offsetting the RB gap but not enough to c...
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