Week Four – Biggest Story Billy drops another chance for his first win, falls to 0-4 in close loss to Patrick League-Wide Summary Highest Score: Mike (141.80) Lowest Score: Andrew (88.48) Largest Margin of Victory: 26.96 (Keith over Greg) Smallest Margin of Victory: 2.82 (Patrick over Billy) Top Individual Performer: Patrick Mahomes (35.30 points for Mike) Perfect Lineup: Keith had the only team with a perfect line-up this week, as all his starters outscored possible substitutes from his bench Matchup 1: Mike (141.80) vs. Anthony (121.02) This matchup was our league’s barn-burner of the week. By Sunday night both rosters had played in full, and Mike’s team was the one holding the torch, with Anthony’s team trapped inside of the blazing building, screaming for mercy and throwing themselves against the barricaded door. Wait, that’s not what a “barn-burner” means? Mahomes breaks two-year drought: My hommie threw four touchdown passes...
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TOP HEADLINES ENTERING WEEK FIVE
- Mike takes the highest score of week four, stays in first place, vows to drain the swamp and make himself commissioner when he wins the championship
- Billy remains winless, regrets messing with that ouija board to try and contact Mean Joe Green and John Madden for sit/start advice
- TFL managers in love with Miami’s all black jersey’s, league considers converting to fashion magazine - Charles leads in polls as potential editor
- “I shouldn’t have drafted Kelsey, he’s whipped and can’t stay focused on football” says Andrew, who is too whipped to focus on fantasy football
- Rumors swirl on TFL commissioner bias in updates, “You’re damn right I’m biased, biased against every one of you clowns” says Keith
- Steve has weird dream about CMC becoming his children's godfather, writes it off to massive bong rip just before bed
- Greg is still optimistic despite 2-2 record, “I’m going to win this thing and then use the prize money to buy new Oakley’s to wear on top of my head”
- Conspiracy Theory: With 500 points scored against him, Anthony demands independent observers audit game results
- Game to watch in Week 5: Patrick (3rd place) and Andy (4th) face-off, with both under 400 points scored for the season, one of them could face a big fall in the standings
Week Three Analysis
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Week Three - Biggest Story Steve hangs 140 points, crushes Anthony, jumps to first place League-Wide Summary Highest Score: Steve (139.76) Lowest Score: Andy (74.26) Largest Margin of Victory: 40.74 (Steve over Anthony) Smallest Margin of Victory: 8.68 (Greg over Andy) Top Individual Performer: Caleb Williams (37.12 points for Patrick) Steve (139.76) vs. Anthony (99.02) This matchup saw Steve riding the Viking’s Defense Party Boat to a decisive victory over a respectable performance from Anthony’s squad Double Digits: While he did have a couple of major overperformers, the rest of Steve’s team kept the party going with double digit performances from every single player aside from his kicker. Performance vs. Projection: Steve’s team didn't just win; they shattered expectations. Their final score of 139.76 was a staggering 33.33 points higher than their projected score of 106.43, representing the largest overperformance of the week. Positional Group Compari...
Week Two Analysis
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Week Two - Biggest Story Charles goes the distance against Mike in the highest scoring and closest matchup of the week League-Wide Summary Highest Score: Charles (127.40) Lowest Score: Anthony (66.70) Largest Margin of Victory: 47.14 (Andrew over Anthony) Smallest Margin of Victory: 1.62 (Charles over Mike) Top Individual Performer: Lamar Jackson (34.30 points for Charles) Trading Places: The biggest turnaround belongs to Charles, who improved his score by a massive 39.84 points from Week 1 to Week 2. On the flippy-flop, Anthony suffered the worst setback, with his score plummeting by 51.38 points from his league-high in Week 1 Matchup 1: Billy (72.88) vs. Greg (75.72) This matchup was the lowest-scoring affair of the week and featured a battle between two 0-1 teams hoping to avoid a disastrous start. In the end, Greg, like most of the people he runs after in foot pursuits, barely escaped. He handed Billy his second loss but both teams are still cemented at the bottom of the stan...
Week One Analysis
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Week One - Biggest Story Anthony had the highest score of the week and successfully defended his championship title against Keith! Week One League-Wide Summary Highest Score: Anthony (118.08) Lowest Score: Billy (62.52) Largest Margin of Victory: 13.06 (Patrick over Andrew) Smallest Margin of Victory: 0.62 (Anthony over Keith) Top Individual Performer: Josh Allen (42.76 points for Keith) Perfect Lineups (Starters outscored all bench options): Greg, Steve, Keith. Matchup 1: Andy (64.94) vs. Billy (62.52) This matchup featured the two lowest-scoring teams of the week and was decided by a narrow margin of 2.42 points. As they do in bed, both managers significantly underperformed. They had a combined score of 127.46 points, against a combined projection of 205.90 points. Underperformance Decides Outcome: Both teams scored well below their projected totals. Billy scored 37.05 points below their projection, while Andy scored 40.39 points below theirs. The win was determined by which t...